Women Over 50: You Mean I’m One of Them?! Here’s What I’m Thinking…

women over 50

By Jackie Pilossoph, Editor-in-chief, Divorced Girl Smiling, Love Essentially columnist and author

There is a Huffington Post section called “Post 50,” geared towards women over 50, and today, I am officially part of that demographic. I seriously cannot believe it. I don’t feel 50. In fact, I don’t even feel 40.


The title of my Love Essentially column published online last week and in print today is “50 Things I’ve Learned about Love in my 50 Years.” That column is in the top 10 of the most views I’ve received. So, due to its success, I thought I’d share a little more about turning 50.


Here are 50 things I’m thinking as I turn 50. Enjoy!


    • 1. Why couldn’t I have the confidence I have now 20 years ago?


    • 2. I could have done so much more had I gotten my shit together earlier in life.


    • 3. Do I think I look a lot younger than I actually look?


    • 4. I can’t believe I’m 50 and I still get shocked (quite a bit) by some of the things people do.


    • 5. It is both scary and sad, but I feel like I hear about someone

getting cancer

    • every other day.


    • 6. Why are young people so stupid?


    • 7. Why are young people so loveable?


    • 8. Sometimes I wish there was no


    • .


    • 9. Sometimes I wish there were no iPhones.


    • 10. I’m actually too old to be a cougar now.


11. What if my money runs out before I die?
12. Strong, independent women inspire me. I have met so many women whose lives seem great, and when I get to know their story and how they got there, it’s shocking. They struggled and they persevered. In other words, nothing ever comes easy to anyone. Ever.
13. Is 50 the new 30? I sure as hell hope so.
14. I really hope I get married again someday.
15. Why does everyone else seem to be staying the same age, and I keep getting older?
16. I really feel like I have lived. Not a lot of people can say that.
17. I love people my age.
18.I love good sex.
19. When did I become such a crier?
20. My high school friends are as precious as ever to me.
21. I thank God for my health every single day.
22.I talk to God all the time. Did I do that when I was younger? I think so.
23. I would prefer to watch old movies versus the news these days. Why aggravate myself or cause stress that I have no control over?



24. Showing your authentic self makes you feel beautiful.
25. Working out has more benefits than you can possibly imagine.
26. Passion truly drives success, but not always monetary success.
27. If someone has an issue with me and they choose not to tell me about it, it’s their problem, not mine.
28. I can only be me. I can’t control how others act towards me or what they think of me.
29.I expect way too much from people and because of that am constantly disappointed. It’s not their fault, it’s mine.
30. Thank God I listened to my gut when it came to life changing decisions. Not only did I avoid disaster, but it opened the door for other things that turned out amazing.
31. Recognizing your gifts and your challenges is really important in living the life you want.
32. Spend time with those who motivate you, challenge you, make you laugh and make you feel loved.
33. Dump anyone who is jealous of you or who makes you feel bad about yourself in any way.
34. My heart is full. I actually love that saying.
35. There comes a time in life when you just can’t call your parents with bad news anymore.
36. I love my family so much, even though certain members drive me nuts at times.
37. Know thyself has never made more sense to me than it does at 50.
38. Dumb and dumber is how I would describe myself in my 30s and 20s.
39. Like Justine Timberlake said in his song with Michael Jackson, “Love never felt so good.”
40. You can’t reason with crazy.
41. I wish I wasn’t so soft. My feelings get hurt way too easily, and that hasn’t gotten any better with age.
42. I might be the most impatient person I’ve ever met.
43. When it feels like someone punched you in the gut and knocked you down, remember that being on the ground is only temporary. But if you stay there waiting for a hand to help you up, you’re going to be there for awhile.
44. I love having a cocktail before dinner. Getting buzzed is fun. Getting drunk is so unnecessary.
45. I just recently learned how a woman is supposed to hold hands with the man she loves.
46. My favorite time of the day is when I’m drinking coffee and I hear footsteps upstairs, and I know my kids just woke up.
47. My second favorite time of the day/night is watching my kids sleep.
48. I can’t do everything I did in my younger years, but everything I can do, I do smarter than I did in my younger years.
49. You can never watch too many sunrises. Each one is unique.
50. Just keep praying. That was said to me by a dear friend who is an Italian born Catholic and 76 years old.



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Divorce is a journey. Live it with grace, courage and gratitude. Peace and joy are on the way! Jackie Pilossoph is the creator and Editor-In-Chief of Divorced Girl Smiling. The author of the novels, Divorced Girl Smiling and Free Gift With Purchase, Pilossoph also writes the weekly dating and relationships advice column, “Love Essentially”, published in the Chicago Tribune Pioneer Press and the Chicago Tribune online. Additionally, she is a Huffington Post contributor. Pilossoph holds a Masters degree in journalism from Boston University.

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